Theological Liberalism

Me: “If you eat your pizza you can have some icecream.”
3yo: “No! Icecream first, then pizza!”
Me: “No, the rule is -”
3yo: “No! I don’t want it.”
Me: “Look, who’s the boss in our house?”
3yo: “Jesus.”
Me: “You’re right, but to whom does Jesus delegate his -”
3yo: “No! Jesus says in the bible it’s icecream first!”
Me: “… um … ah. You show me where he says it in this bible and we’re good.”
3yo (pawing through her Big Picture Bible): “Here. It says here icecream first then pizza.”
Me: “… errr … hmmmm …”

What would you say?

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