So my out-laws live in beautiful Marysville, in a beautiful house on the side of a beautiful hill overlooking a beautiful valley.
In keeping with the theme, about a quarter billion seconds ago, they donated their astonishingly beautiful daughter to me – to have and hold.
Sadly, not everything in their lives is beautiful. The MiL’s mobile phone is a preplexing, prehistoric pain in the pants.
Prehaps, methinks, it is time for an intervention…
