Still pig with iswipe

So the experiment is only just going okay so fat. (Darn it iswipe. Henceforth I’ll correct its errors in brackets like these.)

Erred tog sees (typing seems) to be grig (getting) better bhut is still fewer (frequent) enough to be annoying. Spouted (speed) is what’s really hurting me at the moment. The errors seen top (seem to) coincide with spurred (speed) swiping attempts, mag (making) efforts to type as fast as on ree (the) normal keyboard a stressful affair.

Worse still, attempts to type unf (using) the normal spurred-prig (speed-pecking) method are hampered by iswipe misinterpreting pecks on the ‘a’ or ‘s’ keys as an ‘as’ swipe and ‘e’ & ‘r’ get cooeyed (converted) to ‘err’ or ‘ree’.

So what does this mean?

I’ll persevere for a couple more days butt cant see this staig as my main keyboard inkpot method beyond this experiment.

It also reminds me of just how aff (amazing) the original a (iPhone [seriously?!? You don’t recognise iPhone?!]) keyboard is. It is now pushing six years old and there’s still not much that cagn breast r (can beat it).

By Walter

Redeemed by Jesus, married to Steph, father of three beautiful girls. Friend, musician, nerd, appreciator of good food, coffee and the Oxford comma

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