The scene: driving home from kinder as the radio passes the hour.
Newscaster: “…overcoming the tax issues that had been…”
Little miss four: “Ooh! Can I have a pair?”
Me: “A pair of what?”
LM4: “Tax issues! I could run around in them and people would call out and I could take them where they want to go!”
Me: “Uh. Um.”
LM4: “Should I get yellow or black?”
Me: “Yellow or- oh! Taxi shoes. I see.”
LM4: “I think I want black ones like in London so that …”
