Me: “If you eat your pizza you can have some icecream.” 3yo: “No! Icecream first, then pizza!” Me: “No, the rule is -” 3yo: “No! I don’t want it.” Me: “Look, who’s the boss in our house?” 3yo: “Jesus.” Me: “You’re right, but to whom does Jesus delegate his -” 3yo: “No! Jesus says in… Continue reading Theological Liberalism
AFL: Round 19
A six goal drubbing. Smashed on every statistic. We just didn’t try.
Bible versions as Star Wars characters
Say you’re trying to explain the differences between English language translations of the bible to a nerd. Where do you start…? NASB – C3PO. Very technical and rigid, but mostly right on. ESV – Yoda. Not wordy, but backwards worded at times. It’s mostly right, but almost impossible to quote quickly. The Message – Jar… Continue reading Bible versions as Star Wars characters
AFL: Round 18
A ten kick pasting over scandal-plagued bombers. Not the team they were.
Our New Second Verse
Beneath our radiant Southern Cross We’ll toil with hearts and hands; To make this Commonwealth of ours Renowned of all the lands; For those who’ve come across the seas We’ll tow you back to there…
AFL: Round 17
The Dogs, while low on the ladder, are trying hard. We win by three goals.
AFL: Round 16
What could distract from an eight kick win over Port? Chris & Jess Groszek.
AFL: Round 15
At the MCG, only one win since ’02. Bring on September!
AFL: Round 14
Up at every break: three goals, four goals, nine goals, ten. What is left to say?
AFL: Round 13
A funny contest. Their club is underrated but we still beat them.